NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR

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defiantly think i broke my nose whilst surfing today. some idiot ditched his board right in front of me photos to follow hospitalization because this might be my third concussion this month and thats no bueno 

I am up super early because I could not sleep. I didnt do anything yesterday and was just sort of a potato. I have so much school work to do and I could really give less than two fucks. Which is sad because I need a good gpa.

i haven’t been kissed in almost 4 weeks. this is an issue that can not go unsolved much longer 

guys its me and devs two year anniversary and he was supposed to come up this weekend but he didnt because he is a poop face (and it was too much money for only being up here for two days and would have put a grate stress on both of our school work, but still hes a poop face). and now im to far north or hes to far south and its just a sad time. 

Im gunna miss swimming with these fools

Im gunna miss swimming with these fools

lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

raisesomehale:

weloveshortvideos:

Cutest thing ever - Vine by Cheyenne Moore

SHRIEKS THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST

Guys im really fucking high. And I was suposted to get high and fall asleep like a normal high person but instead i got distracted on tumblr and its not good.

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

(Source: themurderscene)

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ